What's Cooking

Guy : Do you know cooking?
Girl : *raises eyebrows, imitating accent* Do you know hunting?

Glad the man hunt is over and the couple is cooking happily every after. While woman has patented recipes like Smoked Gobhi, geela vegetable do pyaza, tomato toast with left overs and masala fried eggs. Man has mastered the art of the Sambar and other entrees in consulting capacity. Woman rolls the pin while man roasts the roti.

Friend: But isn’t the Man only responsible to bring home the Bacon?
Woman: No, we are vegetarian.

Man is happy after learning in Hawaii on their honeymoon, that in Polynesian cultures the men do the hunting, cooking and serving; end-to-end supply chain, while women manage other industries like handicrafts and textiles.

Man: Hey atleast, she helps me out *shrugs shoulders*

Life

The Kid has been caught and the wanted poster has been taken down. The has been presented. On 2nd december, 2008 the sentence will be declared. You, Sheriff, have been sentenced to Life! Muhahahahhahaha, the judge roared in laghter with the jury while they pointed their pointing fingers at his state of lost irony. You Sheriff, have been sentenced to life, the judge trumpeted, paused turned to Billy who'd figured he might as well join the laughter club, with Billy the Kid.

What?!

That's right, You Sheriff have been sentenced to life with Billy the Kid.

Snip Snip

There is something about getting a haircut that makes you feel anew. It has the ritualistic steps of a tribal ceremony for spiritual catharsis.

Cleansing. Destruction. Rebirth.

I feel like I’m just returned from the launderers'. :)

It was my birthday yesterday...and i'm not feeling contemplative.

Rollercoaster Ride

My lifes been somewhat like a rollercoaster ride for sometime now. Left home on the 19th of May and nothings been the same ever since. I am now an employee of one the the top 5 IT Services companies in India or so they claim. If ever anyone was to study the applicability of the chaos theory for the business world this company would make the perfect casestudy. A very apt joke to relate here. A Russian friend after living in India for about a year confesses to me that she's started to believe in God. On enquiring for the reason for her new found faith she replies, " In russia there are rules, there is a system for eveything and everyone follows it so things work. In india there are no rules, no system yet things work - There must be a God." To quote my mentor here, "The only type of person that can survive here is the kind that can thrive in chaos. To break the rules, you must know the rules and the only rule here is there are no rules. If you're the kind of guy who needs a 5 step startegy on even how to sneeze you're better off at Infy".
Uh man there is so much to talk about but lunch beckons and the stomach growls. will be back
muah