Thursday, January 28, 2010

The Amir Khan Formula

1. Take the essential bollywood characters - hero, heroine, villian.
2. Replace heroine aka damse- in-distress with society ka/ke victim - indian villagers, dyslexic kid, engineering students
3.Replace Villian with respective society ka villian - british raj, teachers/parents, principal.
4. Hero to hero hi rahega, played by none other than *drum roll* Amir Khaaan!

Plot:
heroineVictim, villian ke zulmon ka sataya bechara hai. Dan te daaan! Enter HeroAmir. Hero kicks villan butt and saves the day! yaaayyy!!! Kahaani khatam Paisa hajam *burp*

taaliyaan, talliyaan! New issue. new movie, same hero, same story.

Coming up... Ye bechaara kaam ke bojh ka mara.

*ing
some random actor or non-actor as office worker(victim)
some character actor like Boman irani as the painfully horrible, idiosyncratic boss(villian)
Amir khan - as the smart alec know-it-all employee who turns everything around and gets the girlclient!

Wait a minute, Boman Irani is a Hirani formula. cut cut!!

1 comment:

KP said...

ts my personal belief that Aamir Khan plays self glorification roles in every movie, much like god...any god..and take any movie of his

from jo jeeta to fannah, to dil chahta hai to the idiotic 3 idiots

there is that sense of him playing god in every movie which is lame

i mean he had 400 patents in 3 idiots...nicola tesla had less than that...


neways the movie sucked completely
and chetan bhagat shud be happy about not being credited

but he is a horrible writer so it wouldn't have mattered

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its been so long since i have come here

how u been?