Guy : Do you know cooking?
Girl : *raises eyebrows, imitating accent* Do you know hunting?
Glad the man hunt is over and the couple is cooking happily every after. While woman has patented recipes like Smoked Gobhi, geela vegetable do pyaza, tomato toast with left overs and masala fried eggs. Man has mastered the art of the Sambar and other entrees in consulting capacity. Woman rolls the pin while man roasts the roti.
Friend: But isn’t the Man only responsible to bring home the Bacon?
Woman: No, we are vegetarian.
Man is happy after learning in Hawaii on their honeymoon, that in Polynesian cultures the men do the hunting, cooking and serving; end-to-end supply chain, while women manage other industries like handicrafts and textiles.
Man: Hey atleast, she helps me out *shrugs shoulders*
5 comments:
Hillarious..!!
You quoted something I reminded you about yourself that you had happily forgotten.
May this end-to-end supply chain lasts forever.
Happy Cooking!
@ Anon: Amen to that. Who?
Hahaha oh Nega gobhi is good.
Although pray do tell me what handicrafts u manage
LOL at 'Do you know hunting' .. hilarious
consulting capacity he he..
Chiasma Cooked !!!
hey, hey, hey, looks like the SP bloggers are back in action :D! Glad you guys laughed at this one :)
@fanaah: errm, ummm..blogging for starters :D
@666: ah! @aliteration.
@anon: yes, words spoken and read linger on unknown and quietly creep into writing.
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